"It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public."
"Pornography is not in the hands of the child who discovers his sexuality by masturbating, but in the heart of the adult who slaps him."
"Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them."
"With my thoughts and photographs, I breathe new life into everything broken."