"There are three kinds of friends in the world. An ordinary person sees only who you are; for that you don't need a friend. Then there's a friend who sees in you what you can be. And then there's the real holy Friend, and the presence of this Friend you are already." — Shlomo Carlebach, American rabbi, born 1925
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." — George Carlin, American comedian, born 1937
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that." — George Carlin, American comedian, born 1937
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." — George Carlin, American comedian, born 1937
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood." — George Carlin, American comedian, born 1937
"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." — George Carlin, American comedian, born 1937
"What is your greatest regret? Having wasted nine perfectly good years in school." — George Carlin, American stand-up comedian, born 1937
"'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?" — George Carlin, American comedian, born 1937
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." — George Carlin, American stand-up comedian, born 1937
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." — George Carlin, American comedian, born 1937
"Life is available to anyone no matter what age. All you have to do is grab it." — Art Carney, American actor, born 1918
"You never really feel somebody's suffering. You only feel their death." — Art Carney, American actor, born 1918
"There are so many heroes just walking around in everyday life. It blows me away." — Charisma Carpenter, American actress, born 1970