"Have patience! in time, even grass becomes milk." — Charan Singh, Fifth Prime Minister of India, born 1902
"Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards." — Diogenes of Sinope, Greek philosopher, born 412 BC
"I have seen the victor Dioxippos subdue all contenders at Olympia and be thrown on his back by the glance of a girl." — Diogenes of Sinope, Greek philosopher, born 412 BC
"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face." — Diogenes of Sinope, Greek philosopher, born 412 BC
"I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough." — Diogenes of Sinope, Greek philosopher, born 412 BC
"I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance and above all, make people laugh." — Red Skelton, American entertainer, born 1913
"God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being." — Red Skelton, American entertainer, born 1913
"The major difference between rats and people is that rats learn from experience." — B. F. Skinner, American psychologist, born 1904
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." — B. F. Skinner, American psychologist, born 1904
"We are only just beginning to understand the power of love because we are just beginning to understand the weakness of force and aggression." — B. F. Skinner, American psychologist, born 1904
"No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it." — Grace Slick, American singer, born 1939