"A certain man once lost a diamond cuff-link in the wide blue sea, and twenty years later, on the exact day, a Friday apparently, he was eating a large fish - but there was no diamond inside. That’s what I like about coincidence."
"A mother and a little boy were walking along, and I could tell the minute the recognition hit the little boy. As he walked by holding his mother's hand, he said in a real loud voice, 'Look, Mother. There goes an old Gomer Pyle.'"
"There is a spirit which I feel, that delights to do no evil, nor revenge any wrong, but delights to endure all things, in hope to enjoy its own in the end. Its hope is to outlive all cruelty, or whatever is of a nature contrary to itself."